Every joke you crack


Intentando capturar la cara que muchos ponen cuando hago un chiste malo. ¿Identificáis la canción original?

Every joke you crack,
every pun you quack,
every combo you stack,
every laugh you bark,
I will censor you.

Every witty phrase,
every smile on your face,
every letter or space,
in every single case,
I will censor you.

Ohh can´t you see
it can never be.
How my poor heart aches
with every joke you crack.

Every joke you crack,
every answer without tact,
every time you comeback,
every laugh you bark,
I will censor you.

When you were gone, I slept well again.
I dreamt at night you were suffering great pain.
I look around and I see you, a stain
You´ve come back, all my hopes were in vain.
I beg you to stop, stop Cain.

Every witty phrase,
every smile on your face,
every letter or space,
in every single case,
I will censor you.

PD: "He´s stingy" said Paul, icely.

3 comentarios:

  1. ¡Hola!
    Me ha encantado esta reinterpretación de "Every breath you take", incluso me atrevo a decir que me ha gustado más que el original. Nunca dejes de hacer chistes malos, al final son los mejores, te lo dice alguien que comparte esta peculiar afición a las gracias tontas.

    Un beso.

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    1. El ingenio lleva al chiste, el chiste lleva a la risa, la risa lleva al placer, el placer lleva a la felicidad. Percibo mucho ingenio en ti.

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  2. Holaaaa, la verdad que me ha parecido muy gracioso e ingenioso. Un saludo :)

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